Since you’re not thinking it, I’ll just go ahead and say it. I was not named after a toilet. 

Now that we’ve cleared that up, here’s a little about me. 

I grew up playing the saxophone. Sometimes, I still do.
I once jammed with a GRAMMY-winning musician.
I was a jazz radio DJ in college.
Touching corduroy makes me shiver.
I like cooking, camping, and cats named Coby.
I believe there’s always a way to make great work—even with low budgets, fast turnarounds, and lots of cooks in the kitchen. Ask me how at john.david.friedman@gmail.com.